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Its official, it happens in real life too!

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

You may have seen the commercials by Allstate about people doing crazy things. You may have also seen the one where the guy follows his GPS without even looking and runs into a coffee shop.

Well let me tell you its official now, it happens in real life. A guy who well was drunk at night followed what his GPS told him in spite of the Warning signs and he went into a pond. Just take a look for yourself:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1080412/Pictured-The-white-van-man-followed-sat-nav-closely-ended-middle-lake.html

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Webhosting terms of service, scammers beware!

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

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I have never came across anything like this before. I was going to sign up for a hosting plan(the free one for a idea) and anyways I got to reading the TOS because I was forced to in order to get a code.

Well 110mb.com is serious about scammers. The owner/ers went out and said some stuff in there terms that is so not heard of its funny.

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Just put them on and go!

Saturday, October 11th, 2008

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So today me and my dad were gone to town getting some parts for a project we are building. My grandma was supposed to come over later on in the day and bring some pies over to our house for a fundraising bake sale we are going to have tomorrow.

We get back home and sure enough she is over there talking with my mom and sister. A little while later she just starts laughing. She is laughing at herself and usually when she does this its very funny.
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I need some botox

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

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 I look at all the other pretty people I see each day and wish I could be like them. I look into the mirror and see how ugly I am each day and how wrinkly I am. Why could I not be born without wrinkles?Why does my face have to sag so bad?  Each day I get up and wish I just had the money to pay for a botox treatment. But being who I am I do not have money. I don’t own anything at all. I sit around the house and play all day.  (more…)



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				I was looking for a monkey but I got a bear instead
				Saturday, August 16th, 2008

				
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Some people are just so dumb. Where do people get off on doing things like this? So lets say you want a monkey but being the exotic pet they are,they are expensive to get your hands on. So you come up with this great idea to go and find one to steal. 
You pick a zoo and you go for the steal. You go in and find a capuchin monkey you like and decide to take it. Then out of nowhere another capuchin monkey comes out and bites you. You then proceed to beat him and give him a black eye and some battle wounds.

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				Eating on the go has never been easier
				Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

				
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America is a country always in a rush and always on the go. Since we are always on the go we don’t always get home in time to fix a proper meal. A lot of the time we have to stop somewhere and eat out if we want a meal on time.

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				Does sexual content in commercials make you want the product?
				Monday, August 4th, 2008

				
					Everywhere you look you will see ads. Companies are just screaming for our attention and they use all kinds of things in ads to try and get our attention.
In some parts of the world they do use partial nudity which is way over the top and is just porn.

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				This is why some dogs can’t live inside the house
				Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

				
					







This dog we have walked up when I was like 10 or 11 years old. I named him and pal and we have had him every since. He walked up as just a puppy and well we just could not send him away. Having the farm its sad but over the years many dogs are dropped off as people think we can feed them just milk for some reason. (more…)
				

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				Forget them throw me some food
				Monday, July 21st, 2008

				
					

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I just found this video recently and I had to share it with you all. 
Animals can be so funny. They are as far as brain power sorta like toddlers. (more…)
				

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				I learned HOW TO drink a Soda thanks wikiHow
				Friday, July 11th, 2008

				
					

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I am telling you its amazing what you can learn on the internet. I learned a little while ago how to DRINK A SODA on wikihow.com

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