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I look at all the other pretty people I see each day and wish I could be like them. I look into the mirror and see how ugly I am each day and how wrinkly I am. Why could I not be born without wrinkles?Why does my face have to sag so bad? Each day I get up and wish I just had the money to pay for a botox treatment. But being who I am I do not have money. I don’t own anything at all. I sit around the house and play all day. I don’t need to work so I just play and sleep all the time. Sleep is a big part of my schedule and it something I love to do. Work is just not for me but sleeping 14 hours a day is. If you ask for help I will just look at you and smile.

 

Goodluck trying to get me to work or do basically anything. Its not because I am pouting because I am ugly and wrinkly its just I don't have to work. By now you may be saying that I should work if I want to get the botox done. See the thing is I can't work. No really I can't work at all. Just take a look at me:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Austin Ziegenfuss


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