I was looking for a monkey but I got a bear instead
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Some people are just so dumb. Where do people get off on doing things like this? So lets say you want a monkey but being the exotic pet they are,they are expensive to get your hands on. So you come up with this great idea to go and find one to steal.
You pick a zoo and you go for the steal. You go in and find a capuchin monkey you like and decide to take it. Then out of nowhere another capuchin monkey comes out and bites you. You then proceed to beat him and give him a black eye and some battle wounds.
Seeing how the monkeys are not as friendly as you had hoped you decide to go for another pet. You walk by a lion and figure for sure you do not want to take him on as he may kill you.
Next up you come to a smaller black bear. Its nothing more than a big teddy so you decide this is the one for you. You somehow manage to get this bear out of its cage and home which makes you feel great.
So great that you want to show it off and maybe make some money off of it. No need to hide I mean nobody will be out looking for a person with a bear and how could they tell its stolen? So you go up the road and pull into a Flying J Travel Plaza and offer people the chance to pet this bear for a buck.
You just know all that attention will be okay and nobody will think of you when they hear of a bear being stolen down the road.
Well too bad for you that your dumb because the cops caught up to you and arrested you. You no longer own a bear and now your home is a cage like where the bear came from only smaller. Enjoy your stay.
Original Story, this happened just up the road from me in a large town called Greenville.
http://www.wspa.com/spa/news/local/article/man_accused_of_stealing_bear_still_in_jail/7123/