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I am telling you its amazing what you can learn on the internet. I learned a little while ago how to DRINK A SODA on wikihow.com

This is some seriously quality information to know. I cant believe I did not find out sooner how to drink a soda. All my life, I have just wondered “How do you drink a soda” and nobody ever taught me. I had the most awful childhood because of this.

Learning how to drink a soda for the first time was so fun. It was just as fun as slipping on banana peels! haha

I found this article and just had to share it. I mean its the dumbest HOW TO I have ever seen. So I was searching for something online and I just came across this. I cannot believe anyone took the time to write this up. Its written in very good detail and even includes “tips”. This is one of those deals where my dad would say “Somebody has too much time on their hands.”

Here are a few of the tips on the page:
“Drink soda chilled, or over ice. It usually tastes much better.”
“Do not shake the can or it will create a mess when you open it.”
And now one of my favorites:
“Don’t worry if you don’t get it right the first time. Some of the best soda drinkers have been doing it for decades and can make it look easy.”

Don’t put it off any longer. You know you also want to learn how to drink a soda. Don’t be left out anymore! Seriously, please read it and then come back and comment and tell me what you think.
http://www.wikihow.com/Drink-a-Soda

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