What a bad day!

When most people think of a bad day they think of being late for work,getting stuck

in traffic or having to baby sit the neighbors kids while they go out for the night. None

of these so called “bad days” can even compare to the bad day I had yesterday.

I am not the type to have a lot of bad days. Some people are accident prone like say

the character daphne in the show Scooby Doo,but I am not like that. I carefully plan

my day out or at least be careful. Maybe it was the bad night I had the night before.

So I come home from work on Friday night and I am tired and hungry. I wan’t

something to eat so since I was tired and too lazy to cook my own meal I went to the

cabinet to get some cereal. I know its not healthy but its fast and easy. So I open a

box and start chowing down on it. I then notice in the bag that there is some bugs!

I then look towards my bowl to find them in there too! They are dead but I knew I

must have eaten some. I always check the dates on the boxes now or at least check

the food out BEFORE eating it. I run and dump it out while feeling sick and mad.

Lets just say I made myself sick. I know people eat bugs to survive but I did not have

to nor was I used to it. I lost a couple of hours of sleep that night feeling sick. I woke

up in the middle of the night and I had to go to the bathroom. I could not see anything

but luckily my trusty toes could! My little toe found the table and my big toe found the

wall while at the same time my face found the bathroom door!

By morning I was tired,very tired. I had planned a trip with my friends to go scuba

diving at the beach. I did not know if I was going to go being so tired but I decided

to anyways. Looking back I wish I had not went.

On arrival we all got out and ran for the beach. I forgot my goggles but luckily my

friend had a extra set. I got ahead of everyone else and was having a great time until

something happened. That something was a Fire helicotper and its big dip bucket!

Being that I was away from everyone and so small the pilot did not see me. One

moment I was having a jolly time and the next moment I was 300 feet in the air

in a giant bucket. To say the least I was scared. I tried getting the drivers attention

but all my attempts failed.

I ended up 20 miles away on top of a forest fire. Nobody knew how I got there

but I was told I managed to put out a six foot section of the fire. After waking up

in the hospital,well I was just glad to be alive. I explained everything to the Fire

Department and the Police. Everyone was amazed especially my friends who

witnessed it. I ended up all over tv and in the papers all over the world.

So if you ever go scuba diving and see a guy in a hot orange wet suit you will know